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25 positives about the end of the world

By Staff reports
CHARLESTON, W.Va. -- Who says the end of the world is all bad? Here are just a few things you can look forward to with the Mayan Apocalypse:
  • "Buckwild" will never see the light of day.
  • "Gangam Style" will be as dead as the Macarena.
  • There won't be anymore "Twilight" books.
  • Taylor Swift won't ever write another breakup song.
  • You'll never have to see or hear about the Kardashians again.
  • No more Facebook drama.
  • No more Internet message boards.
  • Say goodbye to Instagram, and with it, the 90,000 or so hipster photos of food.
  • You'll never again have to hear Nickelback, Justin Bieber or any other artist you can't stand.
  • You won't have to worry about being arrested for online piracy.
  • No one will have to wonder whether Lindsay Lohan can bounce back from another career catastrophe.
  • Morrissey, Madonna and Ted Nugent will finally shut their cake holes.
  • You'll never have to see Ryan Seacrest again.
  • No more ukulele covers of pop songs on YouTube.
  • Goodbye Auto-Tune.
  • No more movie theaters = no more bad remakes or unnecessary sequels.
  • Myspace will never makes a comeback.
  • The phrase "There's an app for that" will cease to exist.
  • The Disney Channel will never launch a "Star Wars"-themed tween show involving twins or a spunky teen girl who can sing.
  • You won't have to worry about your TV shows or movies getting spoiled for you.
  • There will be no more Dutch Miller Kia commercials or election ads on TV.
  • The days of language butchery thanks to texting, the Internet and the general decline of the spoken word will come to an end.
  • You won't have to lie about reading Terms of Service anymore.
  • You'll never receive another chain email from Grandma or get spammed with a hoax spread across social media.
  • You know the saying "I'll sleep when I'm dead"? Well, now you can have a nice, long slumber.
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