CHARLESTON, W.Va. -- So, I was about to clean out the spam folder on my personal blog, WestVirginiaVille.com
. But wait. Maybe I'd better see if any legitimate comments had accidentally fallen into the spam sewer.
Nope, not a one. But wait. Had I ever really studied the Art of Spam? I began to pore through the 100 or so comments flagged for inspection by my Wordpress spam filter. What I found was some sterling spam commentary. Or spammentary?
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The Short and Sweet Prize for Reassuring Commentary When None of My Friends Comment on My Work and I Must Draw Reassurance from Spam:
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